bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
My math teacher called me average.
Nobody gets my sense of humor like I get my sense of humor.
when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”